[currently listening to flaws and all - beyonce]
AAAaaRRRrrrGGghhHHhh!!!!!
babi peh anjing! ahahahahaha. u got me speechless n dumb-founded! hahahaha.
anw, fyi ppl, tht guy in the pic is my ex boyfy. it was a worth one-week relationship. it all went to an end when we realise we r not meant for each otha. too many tribulations n trials hav to go thru to get the family blessings. i guess its juz wasnt meant to b. haiz. wattado? move on lah. now im back to singlehood n hes back to selling at beach road food centre. *sob sob* back to square one.
ohya...skarang kepala cek tgh pecah ni nak re remix our remix to 4 mins instead of 6. cibai. haiya. ikut kan gila, i wana take the risk je but how? too many ppl say dont take the risk its not worth it. haiyo. camne leh...evrythng fell nicely till the bad news arise last min....
im so freaking pissed~(whitechix lingo)
btw ive been wanting to read abt our family tree but no one eva put up in their blog. so i guess i do it lah....
here goes....
Once upon a time, in a village far far away from the faraway kingdom, there lived a huge family. a confused n intergrated family. they are so confused and mixed up like 69, then when people came over to visit, they are left dumb-founded and lost. this is how it went....
There live a fat slimy worm(Q) who thinks shes a dog at heart and a man at night and have a boyfriend whose a horse(azli). *cant even imagine how they DO IT...ewww...anw back to the story* She owns a sexy kitty(izhan) who thinks tht hes tyra/beyonce in his previous life and a bootylicious hooker at night. Kitty have a skanky elder sister, a sealion(gazaly) to be exact, who shares the same disease as kitty. Thinking that he was mariah carey in his previous life and also a gorgeous whore at night.
One fine day, they were on a mission to Sri Lanka. It was for a volunteer work of Save Our Bitches(Beaches) due to an ugly oil spill and water pollution. While busy sun-tanning instead of cleaning, kitty spotted a hideous creature limping their way. Its too horrendous to describe/watch that kitty end up singing to Deja Vu n sealion sang to It's Like That, monotonously. But that didnt stop the incorrigable living thing to keep coming their way. As it gets closer, they got a better view of that thing. Its actually a filthy bitch(fadlee) that wears a worned out black evening dress with rusty leash and a ceiling fan attached to the head. The weird thing is, dogs bark but this ugly bitch meows n purrs.
The couple, fat slimy worm and horse, was sorry for the idiotic dog that they donate the dog a chicken bone freshly eaten by the fat slimy worm. But both sealion and kitty can't stand the inhumane behaviour of the couple that they decide to adopt that thing. To their dismay, in order to adopt that bitch, it comes with three more filthy creatures. Guess what? It's the stupid dog pets! Gross!....
Anyways, the description of the pets....there this obese guinea pig(ifah) who thinks she is a mouse by nature. So she married another mouse(ayan). And to her husband turn-off, whose hobby is wearing red lacy thong and dick-slapping the wife every night, she actually hav a bestfriend, whose a gorilla(ayun) by nature but self-proclaimed that hes a mouse too! Oh My God~ that is what u get when u cross over a confused being whose actually a she-male but in denial. But if they are happy together who are we to judge....
So upon returning to the couple suite @Fragrance, the sisters, kitty n sealion, bought a wired sponge, clorox, kerosene and lighter. To wash the dog and its pets, to clean n cleanse them before returning back to their village.
Once they reach home sweet home, both kitty n sealion were excited to introduce the dog and its pets to their snobby neighbour, rabbit(fadz) and sloth(afzal). They were there to show it off to rabbit for rabbit thinks that shes the only one that can afford pets. But who cares about her pet? Why you may ask? Her damn pet is confused and filthy too. She claimed that she bought it at K-Mart but the fact is she found them near the Animal Slaughter Department. Her pet was charged under section 23 for beastiality. Isnt it the most disgusting thing to see a donkey(aishah) and a lhama(idris) making out in broad daylight, in the middle of a wet street soccer field, where banglas are busy with reconstructing? eeew...
To cut the drama/fights short, for they are the only living thing in that village, all of them decided to live as one big family. To love and care and protect against the evil rivalry of Shrek villagers. Its a mean world out there. haiz...
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!!!!~~~~
im juz bored n stress lah. ahakz....
kk. back to the mix...
toodles
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